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Misnomers

Nothing winds me up more than reading an advert where the uneducated copywriter (surely they can’t do it on purpose) describes a piece of jewellery as ‘CZ Diamond’ or ‘Genuine Lab Created Alexandrite’  or  ‘Real  Amethyst  Lead Crystal’ or ‘Ceylon Coloured Sapphire’ or ‘Glass Fresh Water Pearls’ or ‘Natural Glass Smokey ’ or ‘glass gemstone’ or ‘decorative gold garnet’ or ‘shiny Amber colour resin necklace’ and these are just a few I have noted down this week! Some of the biggest culprits in print are airline  magazines  and  of  course  many  online jewellers are a law unto themselves.

Don’t get me wrong, I actually love the fact that people use gemstone names as an adjective, but only as long as they make it clear that that is exactly what they are doing. It’s not a new problem however, as the Natural Historian Pliny the Elder (born 23AD) commented  whilst  writing  about  gemstones, ‘there is no more lucrative fraud against society’ Here are a couple of tips to avoid being misled by ignorant copywriters or those trying to deceive:

Tip 1

If a piece of jewellery is described as ‘Platinum Plated’,  ‘Gold  Plated’  or  ‘Rhodium  Plated’ and  does  not  describe  what  has  been  plated, assume  that  underneath  the  layer  of  precious metal (which is probably less than a quarter of a micron thick) is just a regular base metal.

Tip 2

Even if a genuine gemstone name is being used to describe the look of a stone or its colour, if anywhere  in  the  same  sentence  you  find  any of  the  following  words:  ‘crystal’,  ‘lab’,  ‘lab created’,  ‘glass’,  ‘synthetic’,  ‘resin’  or  even  ‘coloured’, then the article is probably not a real  gem.

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